*ObamaCare
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?"
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St.
Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab
last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well.
We are now
uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the
results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks
nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's
and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can't tell which is
which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.
Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay
for these expensive tests just one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to
do now?"
"The folks at ObamaCare recommend that you drop your husband
off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him.
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